ALL TYPE JOKES

 
Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
 
 
 

Santa 2 Banta - Oye Ek Baat Bata, Ladki Aur Bijli Ki Taar Me Kya Farak Hai? Banta: Jada Farak Nahi Hai, Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain.
 
 
 
Golden Words By Hitler:
If you can not fly, run.
If you can not run, Walk.
If you can not walk, crawl.
but keep moving…
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Santa:
Oye Eh Ta Theek Aa, Per Jana Kithe Hai?
 
 
 
Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.

 
 
 
Girl To Teacher: Sir, Class De Sare Munde Mainu Bhua-Bhua Kehnde Ne.
Teacher: Kon Kon Ehnu Bhua Kehnda Hai, Hath Khada Karo?
Sante To Bina Sab Ne Hath Khada Kar Lita,
Teacher: Sante, Tu Ehnu Bhua Nahi Kehda?
Santa: Sir, Mein Te Ehna Sab Da Fuffarh Haan.

 
 
 
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

 
 
  Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye