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  1. Santa Banta Funniest Ever

    Wednesday, 30 October 2013

    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
     
     
      Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
     
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    Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
    Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
    Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
     
     
     
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  3. Santa(jailer) to Banta: Das Phansi to pehla, akhri tamna ki hai?

    Banta: Meri lattan utte te siir thale kar ke phansi la do.

     
     
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  4. Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

    Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

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  5. Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

    Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

     
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  6. Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

    A few days later he got this reply:
    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

    Thanks
    Bill Gates.

    Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

    He arranged a press conference:

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  7. This message is for 18+ only

    Tuesday, 29 October 2013

    This message is for 18+ only
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  8. Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
    After 5 minutes:

     Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
    Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

     Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
    Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

     Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
    Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

     Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
    Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

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  9. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

     Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

     CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

     Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

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  10. A man received an unknown call..
    Girl : hello do you have a gf??
    Man : no, who are you darling?
    Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

     Again man got a call
    Girl : do u have a gf??
    Man : yes darling
    Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
    Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
    Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

     Man : wtf..... :-P :-D

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  11. Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
    So what do the rest have?
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    They have girl friends :p

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  12. Four guys
    1 from Harward:
    1 Oxford
    1 Texas
    &
    a Sardar from Pujab university

     1 common question:
    What is the fastest thing in world?

     Oxford:Light
    Harvard:Thought
    Texas:Blink of an eye
    Sardar:Its loose motions,
    because last night I was lying in my bed
    & before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
    it was over!

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  13. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
    Wife: y r u standing here?
    Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
    Wife: To jao na..!
    Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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  14. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
    with Dad this morning, he told me to
    give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap

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