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  1. SANTA BANTA

    Thursday 3 April 2014

    Santa train se kahin ghumne jaa raha tha,
    use bahut machaar kaat rahe the,
    to usne poision peya aur bola aab kaat ke dikhao,
    saab maroge :P :P :) :)

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  2. Santa Banta Funniest Ever

    Wednesday 30 October 2013

    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
     
     
      Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
    Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
    Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
     
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    Santa: Oh Yaar Tu Ki Boli Janda Ae Mainu Nai Sunai Dinda?
    Thodi Uchi Aawaz Ch Bol Taan Sunu…
    Banta: Main Taan Bas Chewing Gum Chab Reha Haan… Tainu Ki Keha?
     
     
     
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  4. Santa(jailer) to Banta: Das Phansi to pehla, akhri tamna ki hai?

    Banta: Meri lattan utte te siir thale kar ke phansi la do.

     
     
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  5. Lawyer to Lalu: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "

    Funny Lalu : "Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"

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  6. Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

    Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

     
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  7. Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

    A few days later he got this reply:
    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

    Thanks
    Bill Gates.

    Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

    He arranged a press conference:

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